Ethan is the nitwit whom the Beckett Blog quoted as saying, "The real winners today are the millions of fans who collect baseball cards. They will be able to clearly identify official Major League Baseball trading cards without any confusion."
As a collector, how did that make you feel when you first read that?
All I know is that...
First you've got to get mad!
You've got to say, 'I'm a CARD COLLECTOR, Goddammit! My life has VALUE!'
So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. Get away from your laptops. I want you to get up right now, gather your excess 2010 Upper Deck commons, and go to the post office and
BIP THE SHIT OUT OF MLB!
Step One: Gather any surplus 2010 Upper Deck Baseball cards.
Step Two: Print out this image Thorzul created, and sign your name to the bottom.
Step Three: Place excess Upper Deck cards and above image in a box and mail to the following address:
Major League Baseball Properties
Attn: Ethan Orlinsky
245 Park Ave
New York, NY 10167-3000
Please do this as soon as possible. And if you have a blog, please spread the word.
LET'S ALL SEND MLB PROPERTIES A MESSAGE. WE'RE MAD AS HELL, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!