AMOUNT SPENT ON 2012 TOPPS BASEBALL: $0.00

Friday, March 05, 2010

We're not going to take it anymore!

This is Ethan Orlinsky.



Ethan is the nitwit whom the Beckett Blog quoted as saying, "The real winners today are the millions of fans who collect baseball cards. They will be able to clearly identify official Major League Baseball trading cards without any confusion."

As a collector, how did that make you feel when you first read that?

Angry?

Disappointed?

Frustrated?

All I know is that...

First you've got to get mad!

You've got to say, 'I'm a CARD COLLECTOR, Goddammit! My life has VALUE!'



So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. Get away from your laptops. I want you to get up right now, gather your excess 2010 Upper Deck commons, and go to the post office and

BIP THE SHIT OUT OF MLB!

Step One: Gather any surplus 2010 Upper Deck Baseball cards.

Step Two: Print out this image Thorzul created, and sign your name to the bottom.



Step Three: Place excess Upper Deck cards and above image in a box and mail to the following address:

Major League Baseball Properties
Attn: Ethan Orlinsky
245 Park Ave
New York, NY 10167-3000


Please do this as soon as possible. And if you have a blog, please spread the word.

LET'S ALL SEND MLB PROPERTIES A MESSAGE. WE'RE MAD AS HELL, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!

2 comments:

Alan Christensen said...

Does this guy really think card collectors are that ignorant? Who would pay over $100 bucks for Ultimate and not know what they are doing? That comment is so infuriating, that it's just beyond me! Thanks for the address, I will be mailing him a somewhat angry toned letter!

Joe S. said...

Eh, whatever. It makes me feel kinda lame getting upset over something like this. They're just cards! I'll continue to buy what I like.

So which ones are real again?