Monday, March 29, 2010

Tournament of Gimmicks: Regional Semi-Finals


Regional Semi-Final #1



1) 2008 Topps #FS1 Kazuo Uzuki

Kazuo Uzuki is the Duke of Gimmicks. Year in and year out, Uzuki will always find a way to get to the Sweet Sixteen.

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4) 2008 Topps Updates & Highlights "Upside-Down" Longoria, Bruce, and Fukudome

If Kazuo Uzuki is the Duke of Gimmicks, then 2008 Topps is the ACC. This is going to be a tough match-up between two bitter conference rivals. I'm predicting that this one goes down to the wire!

Regional Semi-Final #2


2) Manufactured Letter Patches

If I had one wish, I'd like to know the name of the person who came up with the letter patch concept. And after I meet him/her, I'd like to ask that person one question: "Have you ever, at any time in your life, actually collected baseball cards?"

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3) 1989 Fleer #616 Billy Ripken "Fuck Face"

Just look at that shit-eating grin on Billy Ripken's face. You'll never convince me that Fleer wasn't in on it.


Voting ends Thursday at 12:01 am (ET).

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