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Monday, August 23, 2010

On-Location Box Breaks, In Your House.

I recorded my first on-location video box break a couple of years ago, and to be honest with you, I'm bored. I've run out of places that are A) Interesting and B) Discrete enough for me to film without being bothered.

So, I've come up with a new gimmick. On-location box breaks, in your house. That's right, I WANT TO DO A BOX BREAK IN YOUR HOUSE!

If you live in the Greater Washington D.C. or Philadelphia areas, and are interested, send me an e-mail, with the dates and times you're available.

TERMS AND CONDITIONS

1) You MUST live in, or are reasonably close to, the Washington D.C., Baltimore, or Philadelphia areas.

1a) By "Reasonably close," think Harrisburg, Richmond, Norfolk, Delaware, et al. Pittsburgh, North Carolina, New York are a little too far.... Unless you're willing to help defray the cost of transportation. We'll talk.

2) If you supply your own box, I'll let you keep the cards; but if I bring my own, they're all mine.

3) You MUST supply me with something decent to eat, and a 12-pack of something to drink -- not "lawnmower" beer, but something around "Heineken-or-better" level. If you're under 21, get your parents to buy.

4) I am not responsible for any damage to your property. Especially if I rip a shitty box.

4 comments:

--David said...

Dude, if I win the lottery, I'll fly you to my house in podunk Prescott, Ark. Seriously. I'll buy the box *and* let you keep it. Now, where did I put that ticket?

Tom the Ripper said...

rule #1 is highly discriminatory

dayf said...

Heineken?!?!?!

FUCK THAT SHIT!!!!!!!

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

beardy said...

So I guess Fruit Loops and Natty Boh's at beardy's place is out then, huh?

Screw you my man! Expensive beer leaves less money for wax.