Thursday, June 02, 2011

I Get Letters.

Normally, I wouldn't give a P.O.S. troll like this the time of day. But indulge me for a moment; this is just too good to resist.

The following message was delivered to my YouTube account by a "BressyB..

You know what, I actually feel sorry for this kid (and he is a kid). Therefore, I'm not going to post his real YouTube username. But, I'm sure if you'd like to make your opinions known, I have the full confidence in you, the Stale Gum reader, to figure it out yourselves.

I now present to you, it all it's glory, the message sent to my YouTube inbox today.


"you know ive been watching you for a long time now and i begin to wonder if you are some insane fatass or just a dumb card collector . you know nothing about cards and the only thing you like to get is that junk wax 80s and 90s shit. fuck that shit man. the new stuff is where its at. you diss good high end products like absolute and triple threads those are great products and you diss them because you can not afford them. your not a real collector . u just cant afford the good stuff you poor idiot. why make videos on junk wax and retail. retail is a horrible waste of money. its a good thing topps stopped sending you free cards and i can see why. all you do is make negative comments on all their products. i have a ton more bad things to say about your attitude and your feelings on cards but i dont want to waste any more time. have fun breaking cheap retail you pathetic freak."

11 comments:

smedcards said...

Boy, when Mom and Dad stop financing his collection, he's going to be mad.

I say that we gather together all of our excess 87 Topps, 88 Donruss, 89 Fleer and 90 score and let him have it!

Captain Canuck said...

when did Michael Eisner start emailing bloggers?

Ryan G said...

Maybe someday he'll learn that being expensive doesn't necessarily mean good. I'm sure he's the kind of kid who needs the latest fashions from Hollister, the coolest smartphone, and X-Box, PS3, and Wii games as soon as they're released.

CaptKirk42 said...

Yep he does sound like some snot-nosed little kid being financed by Mum & Dad. If he is still collecting cards after he finishes school then lets see what he thinks then about the cost of high end stuff. Lets see things like rent, phone bill, electric (and other utilities), car payments, old student loans, maxed out credit cards that get closed etc... I'm sure I've missed quite a few things like car and health insurance, and those medical bills. Once he has to deal with all that crap will he still be whistling the same tune and 'tude?

stusigpi said...

Ok, as someone that can afford Triple threads and absolute...they are crap for the most part at wax level. Triple threads with it's sticker autos.... Although Absolute has some nice cards of Hofers and such but it really isn't collectible outside of a player collector.

Play at the Plate said...

The funniest line is the first one. "I've been watching you a long time." Really? If I don't like something, I don't watch it.

sportscardblog.net said...

"your not a real collector ."

I'll just leave it at that. I want to get letters like this! They are fun and exciting!

Retrofan said...

I, for one, watch because of your critical and I don't give a f*** about Topps' feelings attitude. Frankly the cards are a secondary source of interest. The birthday half blaster was vlogging at it's finest, and if the kid can't see past the product, make your own damn vlog.

Todd Uncommon said...

You have an internet stalker!

I wonder if it puts its own lotion on its skin.

dayf said...

lol, I quit reading my Youtube comments after some 8 year old called me a big fat Santa Clause and then asked for all my ToppsTown codes. I don't think anything will ever top that. I peaked too early.

Cardsplitter said...

You know you've made it when you get hate mail, er, comments from middle schoolers.