Thursday, June 23, 2011

"Any of y'all want a hamburger?"

Sucking Dicks for Cheeseburgers: A phrase coined by a man far wiser than I.

Those of you that have been reviewing your trade proposals on the Topps Diamond Giveaway website know exactly what I mean.

MEMO TO ALL TOPPS DIAMOND GIVEAWAY TRADERS: No, I will not trade away my Johan Santana Diamond Die-Cut for a 1987 Roger Clemens, or a stack of 20 1980s-era commons, you bitch-ass trick.


dayf said...

You're the guy from the Hamburger train, right?

I mean, you're the fucker who keeps offering me a Johan Santana for my Chipper Die-cut, right?

Anonymous said...

dayf, Primus reference, and I didn't even have to look it up!

Chris Harris said...

WRONG!!!!! It's a line spoken by Paul Reubens (in a non-Pee Wee Herman role) in a Cheech & Chong movie that was sampled by Primus.

mike said...

I've always enjoyed your blog - and now it just got better. I didn't even get past the headline from Menace and I already recited the entire sequence. Five stars for the reference!