Tom the Ripper busts a box of Razor Signature. Hilarity ensues.
Things to look for...
1) A CGI light saber,
2) A retractable razor blade (Get it? A box of Razor being busted with a razor?),
3) Ten autographed trading cards of players you've never heard of -- and more than likely never will,
4) A snippet of an epic rant by Gellman at SCU,
5) A 1950s anti-alcohol educational film set to the music of Alice in Chains.