ZOMG! HE'S BACK!!!

Yes, yes, yes!!!

The Cardboard Junkie is back on The Twitters! And he's not just Tweeting about ponies!



Go follow him. Now.

The Greatest Sketch Card Ever Made

No, this one-of-a-kind sketch card from Dayf The Cardboard Junkie is NOT for sale or trade. I know you jealous, but you can't have it.



And here's the back.



Here's that Matt Diaz incident he's talking about.

We Have A Winnah...

Russ of The House of Cardboard, congratulations. You're a winner.



(h/t Hand Collated)

Nope, not here yet.

... any day now.

Gammons, Gammons....

Peter, Peter.

Rock Over London....

... Rock on Chicago!

MATT DAMON!

I dare you to watch all four minutes of MATT DAMON!

Yes I Hope They Die...

... and I hope they burn in hell.



Mmmm, mmmm.

There is Nothing in the World...

... more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a collector in the depths of an Andre Ethier binge.



And I knew I'd get into those rotten cards pretty soon.