Friday, October 15, 2010

What to do with a box of porno cards?

WARNING: This video box break is of an adult nature and is for adults only.



I wound up busting the rest of the box, and you didn't miss much. The collation was so awful that I'm still two cards short of the full 100-card base set.

Think about that. There are 360 cards in this box, and I'm still missing cards #99 & #100. But at least I have seven "Danielle Dangerously's."

There's also one other thing about this box. I have no interest in keeping ANY of these cards in my collection. Don't get me wrong, I LOVVVVVE the ladies; and yes, like most men my age, from time-to-time, I like looking at pornography.

But I don't like going to the kinds of places where many of the subjects of this card set are employed. The DJ's are annoying. The drinks are overpriced. And, like Chris Rock said, there is no sex in the Champagne Room. None.

But what I really don't like are the employees; i.e. the kinds of women depicted in this card set. I don't like skanky women.

I don't want these cards; but as a card collector, I can't bring myself to throw them away. They are trading cards, after all.

So, I throw this question to the floor: What should I do with a box full of porno cards?

1) Put 'em on eBay.

But who the hell is going to want only 98% of a set? And does anyone really, really, need eight Regina Price "rookie" cards?

2) "Bip" people with them.

But then if I Bip the wrong person, I run the risk of seriously offending the recipient. And the last thing I need is to be placed on a sex offender registry.

3) Send them all back to Tom The Ripper.

This is the easy way out, and the path of least resistance. Just ship 'em all back from whence they came.

4) Bite the bullet and just throw them in the garbage.

8 comments:

beardy said...

I vote bip.

beardy said...

but please don't send them all to me.

gritz76 said...

Feel free to Bip me! There's a pervert at the local show that would trade the house for some of those! And I'd probably keep a few too.

Motherscratcher said...

contest?

AdamE said...

The first ever card porn contest...

ernest of canada said...

i'm with beardy. but of a bip of that nature demands a whole new name unto itself.

maine mariner said...

Wow. Chris you did say you won the bet right?

Jason said...

Hilariously both the most AND least revealing YouTube box break ever!