Bipped, Ericed, Bozoed, and Scottished by some guy in Milwaukee.

Well, he did say "Trade Me Anything!"

I guess you should be careful what you wish for.

I Sent Thorzul A Press Plate and a Patch Card Limited to Eleven Copies....

... and all I got was this lousy...

... what? A Ripken/Trammell dual jersey?

Not bad for second place; although in retrospect, I knew I should have sent him that Bill Hall AU.