Friday, April 16, 2010

Formal Declaration of Bip War.

In accordance with The Third Hague Convention of 1907, and Article I, Section 8, of the U.S. Constitution; my formal rescinding of Declaration of Bip War against the Federal Republic of Cardboardjunkistan, has itself, been rescinded.

In addition, I am declaring Bip War against the "Axis Powers" of The Kingdom of Thorzullia, The Soozo-Marian Empire, The Peoples' Front of Judea, The Judean People's Front, The Judean Popular People's Front, The Campaign for a Free Galilee, The Popular Front of Judea, and all other affiliated allies.

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7 comments:

  1. Tom the RipperApril 16, 2010 9:25 PM

    oh hell no.

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  2. dayfApril 16, 2010 10:02 PM

    Oh I'm sorry, was the Heltoning right on top of Harrishima not enough? You want another one right on top of Chrisasaki as well? So be it.

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  3. AnonymousApril 16, 2010 10:04 PM

    I'm just glad to be Wombatzerland.

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  4. The Baseball Card SnobApril 17, 2010 8:54 AM

    I believe that's Sgt. Pepper.

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  5. sruchrisApril 17, 2010 9:26 AM

    It's on. Seek immediate shelter.

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  6. SoozApril 17, 2010 11:21 PM

    We're also known as the Evil Empire around these parts.

    Mwahahahahahaahaha

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  7. MarieBayApril 17, 2010 11:23 PM

    if you're gonna bip us, at least buy us a drink first. damn.

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